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2012-04-22 [Schlachter]: Actually not at all, since I can tell all my stories to myself anytime I want... it's because Mort is gone, he was very entertaining. I guess you're jealous Nekko. There there now...
2012-04-22 [---Blind Spot---]: lass casket wears womens underwear
2012-04-22 [---Blind Spot---]: hey guys im sorry for being such a retard and fucking with you guys but to be honest i like you guys other wise i wouldnt fuck with you guys sorry for all the shit that i said about your moms im sorry i said i fucked them in the ass im sorry i said those things about your faces and alll the other times i wrecked the rps u guys were having by acvting like a douche i will try to change my ways and i will not wrec an rp i will try to play along
2012-04-22 [GlassCasket]: O.o outta fuckin nowhere! xD
2012-04-22 [sammie h!]: ha ha
2012-04-22 [Nekko fox]: How did you know I was jealous? My jealous shields must be breaking down. Damn it all, I bought them last week, they should still be under warranty!
*Checks his cardboards boxes and ducttape*
Cheap Japanese crap.
*Uses [---Blind Spot---] to plug up one of the many holes*
there, that should do it.
2012-04-23 [Schlachter]: I don't think the Japanese take it lightly that you call their workmanship crap...
2012-04-23 [Schlachter]: And [---Blind Spot---] just confirmed all the insults again, let's get him!!!
Oh wait... thanks to Nekko... the premises are surrounded by Samurai and Ninja. Great going, really... great going...
You could have just dissed the Chinese... but nooo... it had to be the useless, pointless, pathetic nation of idiots that lives in the country whose flag is retarded, meaningless and depicted with a red dot on a white canvas... I mean, how much DUMBER do you get???
Where's Godzilla when you need him...
2012-04-23 [Nekko fox]: Long story short, he moonwalked back into the ocean after helping rebuild a half-detroyed Tokyo.
2012-04-24 [Schlachter]: That's a panzy plot. Why would anyone rebuild that which they destroyed? That's so human-like and mundane.
2012-04-24 [Morgoth]: What good is a giant lizard in rebuilding the infrastructure of a city anyway? That takes precision and skill, neither of which are possessed by Godzilla. I mean, what's he gonna do? Lift stuff? "Wow, Godzilla, you sure lifted that hunk of iron! Thanks! Of course, you didn't properly weld it in place and it isn't going to pass safety inspections, because you kinda just sat it down there, but yeah! Seriously though... get the fuck out."
*continues ranting about lizards, while furiously masturbating at the sobbing patrons at table seven*
2012-04-24 [Schlachter]: Actually... whatever Mort said... but not what he's doing.
*steals a cat bone from someones soup and crawls back into a small crevice in the wall*
2012-04-25 [---Blind Spot---]: -wakes up all nakes next to a dead deer with my mouth all bloody- NOT AGAIN!! -gets up and runs away all naked and what not-
2012-04-25 [Nekko fox]: SOMEONE IS RUNNING AWAY WHILE NAKED! GET 'EM!
*Godzilla attempts to give chase but inevitably crushes [---Blind Spot---] neath his mighty tread. Godzilla weeps at how ineffectual his attempts at precision tasks are*
2012-04-25 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: 
2012-04-26 [Schlachter]: As usual, no fucks are ever given in America unless there is a guaranteed win and a camera to film it.
* Points Godzilla to have his fun East of Japan *
2012-04-26 [Nekko fox]: I'll save you Japan!
2012-04-26 @Not logged in user@: Hmm... maybe if we went further East to Hawaii? Maybe make our way to the States eventually?
* throws a trail of meat attached to barrels from boat headed out to the States *
2012-04-26 [Morgoth]: *swims alongside the boat, eating the barrels to gain their energy*
2012-04-27 [Nekko fox]:
*Mort has consumed Barrel!*
*Mort goes up to Lv. 42*
*Mort is Evolving!*
*More has evolved into Internet-Sleaz
*Mort can now use the move Troll. However, Mort knows too many moves. Delete a move to make room for Troll?*
-Double Post -Rage Quit
-Link2RickAstl
2012-04-27 [---Blind Spot---]: bastard ,lol
2012-04-28 [Nekko fox]: 
2012-04-28 [sammie h!]: 
2012-04-28 [sammie h!]:
2012-04-28 [sammie h!]:
2012-04-28 [Schlachter]: ...and once again the standard drops a notch...
Insulting Mort is like insulting this wiki: there really isn't a point to it if you are watching and/or using it.
And someone get the real trolls out of here...
*pulls out a flame thrower and guns down everything everywhere*
Oi, sorry [sammie h!], mistook you for a troll... well, can't say you didn't troll with your rainbow... *continues to roast it* IT'S A WITCH!!! THE BELL WITCH HERSELF!!! DIE! DIE! DIE!
I can't believe they still got me wearing this chicken**** outfit!
...But some stupid with a flare gun,
Burned the place to the ground now!
Smoke on the water,
A fire in the sky!
Smoooooooooke on the water... yeah! BURN IT DOWN!
I burned down the gambling house,
it died with an awful sound!
...
Ay cud aym, but mit dis ting, ay don av tu.
2012-04-28 [Schlachter]: *[Nekko fox] just initiated NEDM as cat hit by stupid tennis player landed into establishment which is now in flames*
YES ALL YOUR FAULT!!!! ALL OF IT!!! ALL OF IT!!! ALL OF IT!!!
LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!!
Map says we're fucked!
WE'RE ALL FUCKED!!!
*WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM*
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ugh, nawt agen...
KATCHEN PWNAGE!!!!!
* Millions of LOLCat planes pop into existence from the horizon from where the realms of basement cat and ceiling cat collide*
LOLCat81: "Locashun identifyd, can haz bomb speshully nao!"
LOLCat319: "FUR DA KATURDEYZ!!! SAYV DA KITTYZ"
*LOLCat319 swoops in to save fake plastic kitty that was projected into the fire*
LOLCat319: "ET WAZ A DEEKOY! AV BIN HETTED!!!"
LOLCatmaggedon
*history break*
Mr. Fluffy is a cute kitten that has amassed enough quantum mass through cuteness to create a black hole when not confined to his vacuum case. He is usually only recoverable by exposure to equally cute things.
*end history break*
Great... now our diplomacy is fucked and we lost our establishment to an atomic bomb! And now our existence is threatened!!!
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT [Nekko fox]!!! ALL OF IT!!!
*continues to madly roast everything with the flamethrower including self accidentally which is already on fire*
IT IS STILL YOUR FAULT!!! WHY DO YOU CONDEMN US TO SUCH MISERABLE FATES??? DAMN YOU! MAY THE RABBITS WEAR GLASSES!
*rambles obscenities at random carrots in the pantry as they are roasted to a crisp*
2012-04-29 [Schlachter]: *Mr. Fluffy is released and all that was becomes oblivion*
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2012-05-01 [---Blind Spot---]: Niggaz wanna try(what), niggaz wanna lie(what)
Then niggaz wonder why(what), niggaz wanna die (what)
All I know is pain(what) All I feel is rain (what)
How can I maintain, with mad shit on my brain
I resort to violence, my niggaz move in silence
Like you don't know what are style is
Moses lake niggaz the wildest
My niggaz is wit' it
You want it? come and get it
Took it then we split it
You fuckin' right we did it
What the fuck you gonna do
when we run up on you
fuckin' wit' the wrong crew
don't know what we goin' thru
I'ma have ta show niggaz
how easily we blow niggaz
When you find out there's somemore niggas
that's runnin with your niggaz
Nothin' we can't handle
break it up and dismantle
light it up like a candle
just cause I can't stand you
Put my shit on tapes
like you bussin' grapes
Think you holdin weight?
Then you haven't met the Apes
Is ya'll niggaz crazy?
I'll buss you and be swazy
Stop actin' like a baby,
mind your business lady
Nosy people get it too, when you see me spit at you
you know I'm tryin' ta get rid of you
Yeah I know it's pitiful
That's how niggaz get down
Watch why niggaz spit round
Make ya'll niggaz kiss ground
just for talkin' shit clown
Oh you think it's funny
then you don't know me money
It's about to get ugly
fuck it dog I'm hungry
I guess you know what that mean
come up off that green
Five niggaz or a fiend
don't make it a murder scene
Give a dog a bone
leave a dog alone
let a dog roam and he'll find his way home
Home of the brave, my home is a cage
and yo I'ma slave til' my home is a grave
I'm a pull capers, it's all about the papers
Bitches talkin' paper, then how they wanna rape us
2012-05-02 [Nekko fox]:
Don't you be bringing stale-ass lyrics to this wiki. Go put them in Sammie's cheesy polls.
2012-05-02 [GlassCasket]: +1
2012-05-02 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: +1 No one here whats to hear that filth, mkay? I do believe everyone in here aside from you is a metal head if not country or rock and roll
2012-05-02 [GlassCasket]: <----- punk rock :D
2012-05-02 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: ^Still rock
2012-05-02 [Morgoth]: Polka rap here. I drop mad rhymes to my accordion, yo.
2012-05-02 [GlassCasket]: ^ this guy
2012-05-02 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: ^The guy above this guy was raped by a Koala
2012-05-02 [GlassCasket]: ...maturity, i suppose we all reach it at some point. xD
2012-05-02 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: Whats maturity?
2012-05-02 [GlassCasket]: You'll learn one day, when your old enough :)
2012-05-02 [sammie h!]: Name some singers for me
2012-05-02 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: How bout bands, will that work?
2012-05-02 [GlassCasket]: Mike Shinoda
2012-05-02 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: Howard MOTHER FUCKING JONES
Jesse MOTHER FUCKING Leeche
2012-05-04 [sammie h!]:
http://chatter
2012-05-04 [GlassCasket]: SPAAAAAMMMMM SPAAAAAMMMMM SPAAAAAMMMMM SPAAAAAMMMMM SPAAAAAMMMMM SPAAAAAMMMMM SPAAAAAMMMMM SPAAAAAMMMMM SPAAAAAMMMMM SPAAAAAMMMMM SPAAAAAMMMMM SPAAAAAMMMMM SPAAAAAMMMMM SPAAAAAMMMMM SPAAAAAMMMMM SPAAAAAMMMMM SPAAAAAMMMMM SPAAAAAMMMMM SPAAAAAMMMMM SPAAAAAMMMMM SPAAAAAMMMMM SPAAAAAMMMMM SPAAAAAMMMMM SPAAAAAMMMMM SPAAAAAMMMMM SPAAAAAMMMMM SPAAAAAMMMMM SPAAAAAMMMMM SPAAAAAMMMMM SPAAAAAMMMMM
JUST CHANGE YOUR NAME TO SPAMMIE!!!
2012-05-04 [sammie h!]: I do as I'm told sometimes ha ha ha ha ha
2012-05-04 [Morgoth]: I don't get the joke.
2012-05-05 [Nekko fox]: 
2012-05-13 [---Blind Spot---]: Let's have a spam party
2012-05-13 [sammie h!]: The earliest known Mayan calendar has been found in an ancient house in Guatemala and it offers no hint that the world's end is imminent, researchers said Thursday.
Rather, the painted room in the residential complex at Xultun was likely the place where the town scribe kept records, scrawling computations on the walls in an effort to find "harmony between sky events and sacred rituals," said the study in the journal Science.
The hieroglyphs date back to the ninth century, making them hundreds of years older than the calendars in the Maya Codices, which were recorded in bark-paper books from 1300 to 1521.
Some appear to be the 365-day solar calendar, the 584-day cycle of the planet Venus and the 780-day cycle of Mars, said archaeologist William Saturno of Boston University, who led the exploration and excavation.
According to Saturno, the writing looks like someone's attempt to sort out a very long math problem, as if on a blackboard.
"For the first time we get to see what may be actual records kept by a scribe, whose job was to be official record keeper of a Maya community," Saturno said.
"The ancient Maya predicted the world would continue, that 7,000 years from now, things would be exactly like this," he added.
"We keep looking for endings. The Maya were looking for a guarantee that nothing would change. It's an entirely different mindset."
Furthermore, there is no sign that the much-hyped myth that the Mayan calendar would end in 2012, and with it the world, has any bearing in reality.
All that ended in 2012 was one of its calendar cycles, said co-author Anthony Aveni, professor of astronomy and anthropology at Colgate University.
"It's like the odometer of a car, with the Maya calendar rolling over from the 120,000s to 130,000," said Aveni.
"The car gets a step closer to the junkyard as the numbers turn over; the Maya just start over," he added.
"The most exciting point is that we now see that the Maya were making such computations hundreds of years -- and in places other than books -- before they recorded them in the Codices."
Even though the 12-square mile (31-square kilometer) site of Xultun, deep in a rainforest where tens of thousands of people once lived, was first discovered about 100 years ago, the house structure where the calendar is drawn on the walls was spotted in 2010.
Researchers say careful excavations have revealed that the paintings inside -- including some of human figures wearing feather head-dresses -- show the first examples of Mayan art on a house interior.
"It's weird that the Xultun finds exist at all," Saturno said. "Such writings and artwork on walls don't preserve well in the Maya lowlands, especially in a house buried only a meter (three feet) below the surface."
All I had to say was: Your point being???
2012-05-13 [---Blind Spot---]: They say nibiru won't hit us but it will pass us and it's gravitational what not will fuck with our gravitational shit. It'll prolly be really violent, earthquakes that could fluff th ground into quicksand and maybe swallow us and crush us, or we could be thrown off the planet. For the ones left on the earth for those few livable days or whatever on earth they will expirence things like freezing cold or burning hot. The chemicals thrown from nibiru will prolly have the right ingredients to raise the dead. There are a lot of unknown chemicals being carried by this thing. One thing is for sure the world is full of room much win and the demons have taken control of the human race and here ain't not turning back, the devil has made it his personal duty to reach as much souls before nibiru comes and takes us out. Only the ones he hasn't reached befor that time comes will be the chosen they will go to heaven. The meterial world will ceice to exist and all that will be left is the astral demntion where god and the devil reside that is when youre soul is put befor god and his angle and judged
2012-05-13 [---Blind Spot---]: They already.know it's comming but they don't want people to know because they use our life force to get what they want, they don't care about the human race all they care about is gold. They work for the devil and communicate with him through interdimention
2012-05-13 [---Blind Spot---]: They control us they control everything! They control your mind constantly implanting commands in your head even while you sleep . They are even able to enter your dreams when you sleep and leech off your life energy
2012-05-13 [---Blind Spot---]: They also don't want to world to panic and mess up they're "Devine" plans
2012-05-13 [sammie h!]: Come to the arch rivals of Bob's diner to Sam's diner
2012-05-13 [Nekko fox]: You have a pretty high opinion of that hole you dug outside, don't you Sammie...
It doesn't even have diner seating!
*Indicates the broken stools lying beside the counter covered in grease*
2012-05-13 [---Blind Spot---]: I'll check it out
2012-05-14 [Nekko fox]: Traitor!
2012-05-14 [GlassCasket]: Basterdo!!!
2012-05-14 [Nekko fox]: *lynches the traitor, Gordito Basterdo from the rafters. The children start screaming 'Pinata'*
2012-05-15 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: I went there and got sick, she puts semon in her food >> That's a health code violation
2012-05-15 [Nekko fox]: *Semon looks up from the steak he's laying on*
Ja mon, thees ees not veddy ha-genic.
*His rasta curls, meanwhile, dangle lustrously in the sauce*
2012-05-16 [Schlachter]: They only feed spam there...
I don't think it would be necessary to pay the place a visit... if you can even dignify it as a place.
I grow tired of the musings here... where's Mort when you need him?
2012-05-16 [Nekko fox]: He's off masturbating into the cocktails.
2012-05-16 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: True Stroy
2012-05-16 [Nekko fox]: *The Fake Stroy's slink off, dejected*
2012-05-16 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: And [Nekko fox] has been working as Mord's buffer or is it Fluffer?
2012-05-16 [Nekko fox]: no, I'm the cameraman.
*Indicates a box with a picture of a camera poorly drawn on it*
Tools of the trade.
2012-05-16 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: *blinks and walks u with a marker, making a few minor adjustments* You forgot where the lense goes, sir
2012-05-16 [Nekko fox]: Nah, real cameramen don't need camera lenses!
*Pours paint on the box*
2012-05-17 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: Touche sir!
2012-05-17 [Nekko fox]: And now I'm an artist.
2012-05-18 [Nekko fox]: -ic.
2012-05-21 [---Blind Spot---]: I'm outta sperm - huffs and puffs then hands next post a drink-
2012-05-21 [Nekko fox]: Thanks.
*Pours the drink on one of the orphans who screams in horror and runs shrieking into the kitchen*
2012-05-21 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: I'd like to know whom this person unknown is, is it just a random ass person or one of the guards being sneaky?
2012-05-21 [Nekko fox]: Probably both.
2012-05-21 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: Random ass person guard thing being sneaky
2012-05-21 [Nekko fox]: But we have it all on tape!
*Inserts a VHS tape that shows Mort wearing a ball-gag*
Hmm...Yeah, this is the video.
*The children in the restaurant watch in rapt horror as things too terrible to describe occur on the television*
2012-05-21 [HeAVenShallBuRN]:
[dafuq!!!!]
2012-05-24 [sammie h!]: lol
2012-05-24 [Nekko fox]: 
2012-06-05 [---Blind Spot---]: oi!
2012-06-05 [Nekko fox]: 
2012-06-08 [Foxyvixen17]: Epic win
2012-06-08 [Nekko fox]: It always is.
2012-06-08 [Foxyvixen17]: Nekko your the uncontested king of epic wins
2012-06-08 [Nekko fox]: 
2012-06-09 [---Blind Spot---]: wtf? hahahahahahaha
2012-06-09 [Nekko fox]: Just to unsettle you
2012-06-13 [---Blind Spot---]: I sen that on osh
2012-06-14 [Nekko fox]: You sen that on osh?
What's osh?
Wait, hold that thought, the guy that delivers our rat droppings is here.
OH GOD THE HUMANITY! Somebody save the rat droppings!
2012-06-25 [---Blind Spot---]: O.O AAAAHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2012-06-26 [Nekko fox]:
Feeling good
2012-06-30 [I Dream of Love]: Im confused
How did I get added to this place
2012-06-30 [Nekko fox]: Because God said so.
2012-07-13 [---Blind Spot---]: I was here from day one
2012-07-13 [Nekko fox]: God was watching you come in here and loiter all day.
2012-07-13 God: I SAW YOU LOITERING! DIDN'T BUY A DAMNED THING ALL DAY YOU CHEAP BASTARD! I SENT MY FUCKING SON TO DIE FOR YOUR SINS AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?! FUCK THIS, I'M GOING TO GO DEMOLISH HAITI AGAIN!
2012-08-25 [Stephen]: God, shoo.
Go strike a child with lightning or something.
2012-08-25 [Morgoth]: *Tiny Tim violently explodes as lightening strikes him*
OH GOD!
"What?"
While you're here, would you mind telling me the lottery numbers for the $300 million jackpot?
*God proceeds to give a stern lecture about gambling and sinning, but Mort loses interest and goes back to reading a porno behind the counter*
2012-08-25 [Nekko fox]: *Looks up from his premarital sex with women while overeating in bed after having slept in by four hours while he envies Mort's porn but feels rather prideful that he has better porn than Mort anyway*
What about God?
2012-08-26 [---Blind Spot---]: *sprays nekko fox with a hose*
2012-08-26 [Nekko fox]: *Has premarital sex with the hose*
2012-09-14 [---Blind Spot---]: -looks all creeped out but cant look away then starts hitting nekko fox with a news paper- go on! get! get! shoe! shoe! not my good hose!
2012-09-14 [Morgoth]: HE'S NOT A SHOE, HE'S A BOOT. *points at Nekko, who is clearly a shoe*
2012-09-14 [Nekko fox]: Really? I thought I was a jar
*is in fact a door*
2012-09-16 [---Blind Spot---]: i thought you were a das boot-turns yo into a chicken dinner-
2012-10-15 [Stephen]: *knocks on Nekko, expecting Mort to answer, of course*
2012-10-16 [Nekko fox]: *the jar is opened by a winged, daemonic being of eldritch nature, causing many of the occupants in diner to go insane*
*Or maybe it's the black mold everywhere*
*Including the food*
*especially the food*
*Primarily in the food*
2012-11-01 [Morgoth]: *particularly the black mold salad*
2012-11-01 [Schlachter]: I have a theory.
2012-11-02 [Nekko fox]: Fuck your science, [Schlachter], the black mold has spoken!
2012-11-02 [Schlachter]: Science is not fuck-able; nor is it mine. Besides, the theory had nothing to do with your stupid black moles.
2012-11-02 [Nekko fox]: *the black moles beat [Schlachter] viciously for his apparent racism*
*the black moles don't actually beat [Schlachter], they actually beat some of the orphan-help because they are blind as black moles*
*Science comes out from the back room, smoking a cigarette after a long session of fucking*
2012-11-02 [Schlachter]: Shouldn't you be going easy on the hallucinogenic drugs [Nekko fox]?
2012-11-02 [Nekko fox]: I'm not on hallucinogenic drugs, I'm just under a lot of stress. That's why I've been doing that chinese thing, with the needles...you know, heroine?
2012-11-02 [Schlachter]: That was my theory! & stop stealing my Chinese needles & drugs... I mean, medicine...
2012-11-02 [Morgoth]: I don't trust the Chinese. They're always squinting so suspiciously at me...
*glares at some Koreans*
2012-11-02 [Schlachter]: ... but they want to trust you & need you to give them a chance...
*a bunch of Chinese individuals scamper off with everyone's things muttering obscenities & suppressing laughs*
2012-11-15 [GlassCasket]: SOMEONE MAKE ME A DAMN SANDWICH!!
2012-11-15 [Nekko fox]: * transforms glass casket into a sandwich, which is devoured by a huddled group of Chinese men, all squinting suspiciously at the newly formed sandwich in front of them before you Nana mysle agreeing that it is a sandwich.*
*indigestion soon follows*
2012-12-20 [sammie h!]: *walks out and clicks the un watch button* Dont like ghost pages.
2012-12-20 [sammie h!]: I'm off to bobs diner
2012-12-20 [Morgoth]: Deliveries go around on the right vertical side of the building. Just ask for Spidey.
*goes back to reading his copy of Dino Porn III: Here Comes Mega-Sore-ass*
2012-12-20 [sammie h!]: Is that you, mega sore ass
2012-12-20 [sammie h!]: Thats what ur name should be ha ha
2012-12-21 [Nekko fox]: "ha ha ha," said capitalization as it wept and died inside because stupid teens these days ignore it. Punctuation already killed itself and grammar is hooked on codeine.
What has our generation done?!
2012-12-21 [sammie h!]: I love it when people say I'm young when I'm 22 with a son ha ha.
2012-12-21 [Schlachter]: You are young.
How does punctuation kill itself? It's always punctual...
2012-12-21 [sammie h!]: Ill punc tu al in da face
2012-12-21 [Schlachter]: That's not very threatening coming from a girl.
Were you intending on throwing exclamation marks at me?
2012-12-22 [Nekko fox]: Who said "Young"? I blamed our generation, which generally included everyone from the age of twelve to thirty in a generic sense of the word.
Also, you are young. With a son.
What has our generation done?
2012-12-22 [Schlachter]: I am not of your generation. I am stuck between Deimos & Phobos.
But I am quite sure if I was of that generation, I would be a philosophical zombie. I wish that fate upon no one...
2012-12-24 [Stephen]: You guys are oddly amusing.
2012-12-24 [Schlachter]: It's mostly me actually...
[Nekko fox] is just plain boring.
2012-12-24 [Sicarius]: Correction...y
2012-12-24 [Nekko fox]: Correction. You're all meat, I'm amused.
And Schlacter, are you making declarations about your fantasies again?
2012-12-24 [Schlachter]: You turn amusement into boredom.
It's spelled Schlachter; factual fantasies are really useful... but unfortunately, I don't actually entertain fantasies. Look to [Morgoth] if you want someone to share fantasies with.
...and [Sicarius], if it is that boring, you can always go somewhere else...
Not to mention your comment only actually adds to any monotony that already exists.
I have many times spared this wiki from complete monotony.
2012-12-25 [GlassCasket]: ...breasticles
2012-12-25 [Schlachter]: Do you have any?
2012-12-25 [GlassCasket]: a few *pulls out a cooler labled "human head" *
2012-12-25 [Schlachter]: This is what entertainment is all about...
What does one do with them? *cough* it's for a friend *cough*
2012-12-25 [GlassCasket]: well ya see... *pulls out a diagram of the human rectum*
2012-12-25 [Schlachter]: Very interesting... now how do you suppose they ended up down there?
2012-12-25 [Stephen]: I believe I'm slightly disturbed by the turn in conversation here.
I think I'll just declare this place the /b/ of Elfpack -- come at your own risk, and unless it's blatant porn or child pornography, the Guards won't act on anything done here.
2012-12-25 [Schlachter]: [Stephen]... the page is crawling with disgusting ideas from [Morgoth], [Nekko fox] & [GlassCasket]... & yours truly as I develop on those ideas to entertain the otherwise bland & boring public here. You already knew this...
Hint: maybe you should use some reverse psychology if you want something NOT to show up here. Speaking of something not allowed will only actually encourage it here it seems...
P.S.: most other commentators here are noobs anyways; i.e.: [Sicarius] & [sammie h!]
it doesn't seem like any other guards have any interest here...
but apparently the warden does XD
2012-12-25 [Stephen]: The Warden tries to keep at least some tabs on most everything. I know at least all the other Guards have this page on watch, though.
I'm not worried about porn being uploaded here, Mort and the others know the rules, and how they can be flexed. I'm easy going, but if it's something as bad as porn appearing, I'd get back into Guard mode and start issuing warnings/bans on repeat offenders.
As to people engaging in other things, feel free.
2012-12-26 [Schlachter]: The day pornography shows up here, I'll be gone & I will request all my affiliations to the place be removed. I'm categorically against it with a zero tolerance policy. I've made that rather clear. There is a line to be drawn when joke moves to something more serious...
Honestly, I don't think it is a threat because there is a potential of maturity here.
2012-12-26 [Stephen]: If it does show up, it won't last here. =P
2012-12-26 [Schlachter]: That's always good news. Hopefully it won't result in anymore bans... we're getting fewer here, & rather boring.
2012-12-26 [Morgoth]: *his fingers move in rapid succession, clicking "Upload image" and finding the most gratuitous and vulgar furry porn on his hard drive*
*his finger hovers anxiously over the "Start uploading" button*
2012-12-26 [Nekko fox]: 
2012-12-26 [GlassCasket]: CONGRUENT!!!
2012-12-26 [Stephen]: I'm not completely sure what that is, but it's not porn so whatever.
Mort, behave. Keep it on FAKE where all I can do is scowl about it. 
2012-12-26 [Morgoth]: I'll have you know that is Sergal vore porn and I'm sporting a raging chub at the moment.
2012-12-26 [GlassCasket]: O.o whoa there i didnt even see...whatever that is! xD
2012-12-26 [Stephen]: It's not nude, so whatever. Once again.
Also, next time you use a term I don't know (Sergal vore porn), I'm not going to Google it. ._.'
2012-12-26 [GlassCasket]: oh god, you poor soul [Stephen]
2012-12-26 [Schlachter]: Are breaking rules something you get off from [Morgoth]?
This is your brain:
This is your brain on porn:
Questions?
2012-12-26 [Schlachter]: I see no exhibitionism of baby holes, poles or baby gravy involved... so it is not porn. Giving birth is not porn either (neither are breasts thanks to equal rights in Western societies)... in most societies at least. [Morgoth] seems to get off on just about everything anyways... don't worry [Morgoth], you have been studied:
Possibly one of your ancestors: died with a brain boner. Missing teeth & large orifices not likely due to natural causes. It is not too late to change your fate [Morgoth]...
2012-12-26 [Nekko fox]: 
2012-12-26 [Nekko fox]: 
2012-12-26 [Nekko fox]: 
2012-12-27 [Sicarius]: *is secretly proud of noob status bestowed upon her*...*idly picks up copy of Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy and begins reading*
2012-12-27 [Morgoth]: Nekko makes a valid point.
2012-12-27 [Schlachter]: [Sicarius] put it down quickly before something else happens! Better stay a noob... what has been seen can almost never be unseen...
2012-12-27 [Schlachter]: [Nekko fox] has idolized you [Morgoth]; he is your humble disciple & wishes to learn your ways...
He doesn't make a point at all...
2012-12-27 [GlassCasket]: If i had a quarter for every time that happened :P
2012-12-27 [GlassCasket]: what does that make me?? O.o
2012-12-27 [Sicarius]: Oh, I'll always be a noob as far as I'm concerned...^^ After all, one cannot master everything...n
2012-12-27 [GlassCasket]: *explodes*
2012-12-27 [Schlachter]: [GlassCasket] it makes you Hamlet.
[Sicarius] not being a master does not immunize one from loss of innocence... well Internet innocence...
2012-12-27 [GlassCasket]: Internet innocence?!?!? NO SUCH THING!!!
2012-12-27 [Schlachter]: ...quiet... the noobs can hear you...
2012-12-27 [GlassCasket]: ...point taken and shat on... *poots*
2012-12-27 [Schlachter]: Welcome to the Jungle.
2012-12-27 [GlassCasket]: We got lots of bitches...
2012-12-27 [Schlachter]: We don't want those... get them outta here.
2012-12-27 [GlassCasket]: They're good for hamburgers
2012-12-27 [Sicarius]: It's oft been said that innocence suggests guilt...and I have done nothing for which I should feel guilty...that and I am inclined to share Glass' opinion...ther
2012-12-27 [GlassCasket]: there is too much logic in here
2012-12-27 [Schlachter]: Processed meat. Sounds... wait... as long as they're not fat bitches I'm okay with it. I am not of the bitch species, so it is not cannibalism.
[Sicarius] that's 3 posts from you almost in a row... impressive. You usually run off before even making a second comment.
Well, it is as you say though: guilt is needed. Knowledge does beget guilt inevitably because it implies you could have done something in the past to correct something that is present. Thus, you are burning away your innocence regardless... you cannot keep it forever if you maintain a presence where there is knowledge... or revolting creeps with spare time, & a captain with no ship or crew.
2012-12-27 [Schlachter]: [GlassCasket] are you suggesting snapping my pulleys, wheels, gears & cogs? I don't function without logic...
2012-12-27 [GlassCasket]: yes
2012-12-27 [Schlachter]: what fun is there in that?
2012-12-27 [Sicarius]:
"Innocence always calls mutely for protection when we would be so much wiser to guard ourselves against it: innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell, wandering the world, meaning no harm."
~Graham Greene
...I usually do not make a second comment (or third, et cetera) as time usually does not permit me to...
2012-12-27 [Schlachter]: Graham Greene is a fool.
The story of most people's lives is to recover their innocence. Why else do most people find babies, puppies, >> innocent things << so adorable, chaste, pure... etc.
Innocence is not a call for protection... it is a state of being. Unfortunately, it is the hardest to maintain. But I doubt you share this view...
...and you have time now? What blessing of a gift it is...
2012-12-27 [GlassCasket]: We're born without innocence, it's like an inheritance. Sort of like if your parents owe someone money and die you automatically inherit their downfalls.
2012-12-27 [Schlachter]: How are we born without innocence? That makes no sense...
Well you are inheriting guilt in this case. But that only works in societies that force the inheritance to be carried forward to the next generation.
2012-12-27 [Sicarius]: I did not say he wasn't, Mister Schlachter...a
More that I am making the time...discour
2012-12-27 [GlassCasket]: True i suppose, i just don't see innocence in anything. I mean we all are born with instincts just like every other animal. Well it's kinda like this, our instincts tell us to survive even when others die, to me that doesnt seem very innocent.
2012-12-27 [Schlachter]: [Sicarius] think about it a little, you know the answer to that question very well. So I ask you, how can one get back their innocence?
Also, why did you quote a fool? Maybe you do not believe him to be a fool?
Then I suppose I am bad for you then...
[GlassCasket] do you believe animals are innocent?
A main hint here is that modern society has us trying to be like animals... yet we still feel guilt. Do you think animals feel guilt?
2012-12-27 [Sicarius]: Mister Schlachter, anyone I should happen to quote would be known to be a fool...as for your other query...I suppose one could simply wrest it back...to choose to be innocent despite knowing some of the darker sides to humanity and its nature...I think perhaps it is a matter of will...
Suppose, indeed, you -are- bad for me...what of it? Regardless I will learn something...wh
2012-12-27 [GlassCasket]: No, there is a distinct difference between humans and animals. Animals don't have guilt. But the thing is if we strip a human of, well humanity, then they become animals. The point is that deep inside all of us is the instincts for survival and that takes away our innocence.
2012-12-27 [Sicarius]: Mister Glass...we are animals...I'm afraid there is no getting around that...
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